The Things He Says....

This sweet boy ran to the door, one pant leg tucked into his cowboy boots and coat hanging half off, to see who was at the door. It was two tall young men, LDS missionaries. They chatted a bit, and remarked on the weather, one mentioned he was from Arizona. That's when Sam asked him, "did they sell you to the Gypsies?".

Where DOES he get these things from? {::blush::}